So you’re thinking about a Carnival cruise? Whether you’re a first-time cruiser or just cruise-curious, this guide will walk you through the essentials – from booking and boarding to buffets and beach days. Carnival isn’t just the “Fun Ship” – it’s one of the most popular cruise lines in the world for a reason. Let’s break it all down in plain English.
Who is Carnival Cruise Line?
Carnival Cruise Line is a US-based cruise brand known for affordable prices, casual vibes, and fun-packed ships. If you’ve heard of ships like Carnival Vista, Mardi Gras, or Carnival Jubilee, you’ve already been introduced. Carnival is part of the larger Carnival Corporation, which also owns Princess, Holland America, Costa Cruises and more – but Carnival Cruise Line is very much the lively, colourful, party-loving sibling of the family.
Think… Virgin Voyages. But, if Virgin Voyages allowed kids, and were more budget. That’s not a read. Just fact!
In short: If you’re looking for a floating resort that’s fun, affordable, and full of energy, Carnival’s your ship.
Where Do Carnival Cruises Go?
Carnival sails all over the world, but it’s especially known for:
- The Caribbean
- Bahamas & Bermuda
- Mexico (especially from California & Texas ports)
- Alaska (in summer)
- Europe (seasonally)
- Australia (via Carnival Luminosa and Carnival Splendor)
They mostly operate out of US homeports like Miami, Galveston, New Orleans, Port Canaveral, and Los Angeles, making them an easy hop for North American travellers. But, they also sail out of Southampton for all my UK homies.
Booking Your Carnival Cruise in the UK: How It Works
Booking can be fairly tricky in the UK. You can’t book directly on their website, that’s reserved for US residents. So I would recommend finding a UK travel agent, grabbing a brochure, and going from them.
- Ship: Newer ships (like Mardi Gras) have more bells and whistles, but older ones are often cheaper and still have great vibes.
- Cabin type: Inside (no window), oceanview (window), balcony, or suite.
- Sail date: Prices vary wildly depending on season and demand.
- Perks: Look for promos like free drinks, reduced deposits, or onboard credit.
Onboard Life: What’s It Like?
Carnival cruises are famous for their fun-first approach. You won’t find tuxedo-only evenings or overly stuffy vibes. Think flip-flops, burgers, pool parties, karaoke, and dance-offs. Here’s what you can expect onboard:
🍔 Food
- Included: Buffet, main dining room, pizza, Guy’s Burger Joint (yes, Guy Fieri lol), BlueIguana Cantina, ice cream, and more.
- Extra $: Specialty dining like steakhouse, Bonsai Sushi, and Cucina del Capitano.
🍹 Drinks
- You can buy drinks a la carte or get the Cheers! Beverage Package (alcohol + sodas).
- There’s also the Bottomless Bubbles soda package (non-alcoholic).
🎉 Entertainment
- Comedy clubs, live music, deck parties, themed nights, trivia, game shows – it’s a full-on variety show, every night.
🧒 Family-Friendly?
Yes! Carnival is super family-focused:
- Camp Ocean: Kids club for ages 2–11
- Circle “C” and Club O2: Tweens and teens
- Waterparks and Dr. Seuss at Sea programming
What Are Carnival Ships Like?
Carnival ships range in size and age, but most have these signature features:
- Water slides and splash zones
- Serenity Adult-Only Retreat
- RedFrog Rum Bar & BlueIguana Tequila Bar
- Punchliner Comedy Club
- Playlist Productions theatre shows
- Alchemy Bar – a cocktail bar with lab coat bartenders!
Their newest class of ships, Excel Class, includes:
- Mardi Gras
- Celebration
- Jubilee
These ships feature a rollercoaster at sea (BOLT!), themed zones like Summer Landing and French Quarter, and tons of specialty dining options.
Can You Enjoy Carnival if You’re Not a Party-Goer
Yes, of course! Whilst Carnival is all about the fun, they’re not super duper crazy in the party vibe. Plus, they recently just changed some of their policies to be a little calmer…
What’s Included (and What’s Not)
Here’s a quick cheat sheet:
| Included | Extra Cost |
|---|---|
| Meals in main dining & buffet | Alcohol, soda, specialty coffee |
| Pools, hot tubs, waterpark | Spa treatments |
| Entertainment & shows | Shore excursions |
| Kids & teen clubs | Specialty dining |
| Room service (limited) | Wi-Fi packages |
💡 Wi-Fi is available via packages: Social, Value, and Premium. It’s okay for messaging & social media, but don’t expect blazing-fast streaming.
Port Days & Excursions
Carnival offers shore excursions for every budget – from beach breaks to ATV adventures. You can book these through the cruise line or do it independently (often cheaper, but less flexible).
Carnival usually has “Fun Days at Sea” as well – time to enjoy the ship, relax, and get your money’s worth onboard.
What to Pack
Carnival is casual, but bring:
- Swimsuits and sandals
- A “Cruise Elegant” outfit for formal-ish night
- Theme night outfits (white night, 80s, etc.)
- A lanyard for your Sail & Sign card
- Portable fan or power strip (non-surge protected)
Is Carnival Right for You?
Here’s the truth: Carnival isn’t luxury cruising – but it is FUN cruising. If you like:
- Value for money
- Energetic, upbeat crowds
- Good food (without the pretense)
- Karaoke, conga lines, and belly flop contests
…then you’ll probably love it.
If you’re more into quiet sophistication and high-end cuisine, you might want to explore lines like Celebrity or Holland America.
Final Thoughts: Don’t Overthink It
Carnival is built for people who want a stress-free, wallet-friendly getaway with sunshine, music, and cocktails in hand. You don’t need to be a cruise expert – Carnival makes it easy to just show up and have a good time.
So go on – book the cruise, eat the burger, grab a magnet, ride the waterslide, and let loose a little.
You’re officially not a dummy anymore. 😉
